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Why God made moms
8/24/2007 1:58:06 PM
    "Why God made moms" answers given by elementary  school age children to the
following questions:
> Why did  God make mothers?
> 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch  tape is.
> 2. Mostly to clean the house.
> 3. To help us out  of there when we were getting born.
> How did God make  mothers?
> 1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
> 2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
> 3. God made my Mom  just the same like he made me. He just used bigger
>  What ingredients are mothers made of?
> 1. God makes mothers out of  clouds and angel hair and everything nice in
the world and one dab of  mean.
> 2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they  mostly use
string, I think.
> Why did God give you your  mother and not some other Mom?
> 1. We're related.
> 2. God  knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
> What kind of little girl was your Mom?
> 1. My Mom has  always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.
> 2. I don't know  because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
> 3.  They say she used to be nice.
> What did Mom need to know  about dad before she married him?
> 1. His last name.
> 2. She  had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk
on  beer?
> 3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs  and YES to
> Why did your Mom marry your  dad?
> 1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom  eats a lot.
> 2. She got too old to do anything else with  him.
> 3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap  on.
> Who's the boss at your house?
> 1. Mom doesn't  want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof
> 2.  Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the  bed.
> 3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do  than dad.
> What's the difference between moms and  dads?
> 1. Moms work at work & work at home, & dads just go  to work at work.
> 2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without  scaring them.
> 3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all  the real power 'cause
that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over  at your friend's.
> 4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better  without medicine.
> What does your Mom do in her spare  time?
> 1. Mothers don't do spare time.
> 2. To hear her tell  it, she pays bills all day long.
> What would it take to  make your Mom perfect?
> 1. On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some kind of
plastic surgery.
> 2. Diet. You know,  her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
> If you could  change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
> 1. She has this  weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
>  2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did  
it and not me.
> 3. I would like for her to get rid of those  invisible eyes on her back.
> I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She  picked up something off
the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I  took the item away from her
and I asked her not to do that. "Why?" my  daughter asked.
> "Because it's been laying outside, you  don't know where it's been, it's
dirty and probably has germs" I  replied.
> At this point, my daughter looked at me with  total admiration and asked,
"Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh,"  ...I was thinking quickly, " All
moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy  Test. You have to kn ow it, or they
don't let you be a Mommy."
> We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was  evidently
pondering this new information.
> "OH...I get  it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the  daddy."
> "Exactly" I replied back with a big smile on my  face and joy in my heart.

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Re: Why God made moms
8/24/2007 2:02:43 PM

LOL.....;-) Thank you. That was good. Peace.

"OH...I get  it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be
the  daddy."

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Re: Why God made moms
8/24/2007 4:06:24 PM

Hi Vincent

Thank you for sharing this with us.  This is just too cute and funny.


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Re: Why God made moms
8/24/2007 7:39:27 PM

Hi Vince,

Thanks.  These are absolutely adorable, and I don't know if I still think like a Child or what, but they all make perfect sense to me.


Once upon a time, God was preparing to send down a Very Precious Gift to two Very Lucky Parents down on Earth.  However, the Child wasn't quite sure about leaving Heaven, so God put his fears to rest like this:



Have A Blessed Weekend,



“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
Re: Why God made moms
8/25/2007 2:03:03 AM

Hello Vincent,

For a long time (it seems like that) I did not get into Adland Forum.

Your photo and your big smile beckon me to do so.

I love this kiddy chat stuff. Thanks a lot. I certainly enjoying it.

Love all

Thanks for the Forum. Nice to see you again Philip Low c.m.o. My Cabby Career

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