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Expressions for high stress days (Humor)
8/11/2007 8:11:34 PM

Hi All,

I thought I would share this bit of humor with you while we are still enjoying our weekend lol Gods speed :-) Lee

Expressions for high stress days

1. You! Off my planet!!

2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?

3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

5. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 28 years.

6. Allow me to introduce my selves.

7. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

9. Do they ever shut up on your planet?

10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.

11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.

14. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?

15. You say I'm a witch like it's a bad thing.

16. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

17. Chaos, panic & disorder - my work here is done.

18. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.

19. Earth is full. Go home.

20. Is it time for your medication or mine?

21. Aw, did I step on your poor little bitty ego?

22. How do I set the laser printer to stun?

23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

24. When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

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Re: Expressions for high stress days (Humor)
8/11/2007 8:34:40 PM

Hey, Joe,

Thanks!  That list is just great, and  I especially like #3!  ha ha

Have yourself a wonderful weekend, or what's LEFT of it, anyway! 

 

Betty

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Re: Expressions for high stress days (Humor)
8/11/2007 8:48:08 PM
Hey Lee! Thanks for the one liners! hahaha got a laugh. This ones a keeper 10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
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Re: Expressions for high stress days (Humor)
8/11/2007 9:33:49 PM
Hi Lee!

Thank You for your funnies...they will put a smile on our faces every single time. :)

Have a pleasant day...your OREO friend Steven.


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Re: Expressions for high stress days (Humor)
8/12/2007 1:23:18 AM

Thank you Lee! These are so good! Mary

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