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Deborah Skovron

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Re: Golden Years
11/13/2006 10:36:43 PM

Hi Mary,

    I will be laughing all the way to bed, tonight.

Thank you for the enormous giggles.

Your Good friend

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Re: Golden Years
11/13/2006 10:53:41 PM

Great forum!  Falls in with my babyboomers web site... 'cept my website is too serious, I think.

anyway, my favorite is still the one about the 3 sisters who live together.. best one of all is the one who's on her way upstairs, but can't remember if she was going up or coming down!   love it...  happens to me way to often... not the stairs, but going to do something, getting sidetracked, and ... bam!  totally forget whatever i was going to do in the first place.  ... sigh ...  oh well.

also hate the wrinkles thing.. as I say on my website, I am having a really hard time with this growing old stuff and have decided to just be in denial about the whole darn thing!

Good luck all.. may you always remember what's important -- for the moment!

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Re: Golden Years
11/13/2006 11:21:36 PM

Hi Mary!

This is the way to spend

The Golden Years

 

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Re: Golden Years
11/13/2006 11:24:32 PM

OR MARY!

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Re: Golden Years
11/13/2006 11:25:25 PM
HI Mary ;
Those were good  we all need laughter to get complete exercise!
I just got the following in my email today and thought I'd pass it along. Good for some more laughter!!
Questions about RETIREMENT
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer:   Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:   Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:   There is not enough time to get everything done.

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?

Answer: Tied shoes.  

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer:   NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?

Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer:   The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

My favorite one: 
 

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest!


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