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Dave Cottrell

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Joint Smoking Monkey
11/7/2006 5:01:06 AM
Hi everybody, Hey, they sent monkeys up in space ships... So why not? .... A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey! What are you doing?" The monkey says, "Smoking a joint. Come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they share a few puffs. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree were the monkey is sitting, finishing a joint. The Crocodile looks up and says "Hey!" The Monkey looks down and says.... " much water did you drink?!!" :-D :-D :-D :-D Have a great day! God bless, Dave
Re: Joint Smoking Monkey
11/7/2006 5:22:24 AM
Hey there Dave :) LOL!!!! good one! thanks for making my night fun! have a great day :)
Re: Joint Smoking Monkey
11/7/2006 8:50:58 AM



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Re: Joint Smoking Monkey
11/7/2006 9:38:47 AM

Oh my Dave, that is so funny.  I sent it to my friends.  I start laughing again when I think of the ending.  Thanks for the laugh.

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Re: Joint Smoking Monkey
11/7/2006 9:54:04 AM
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