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Kid's Do Say The Craziest Things!
11/2/2006 3:36:48 PM



The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
in class. She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28
and 44?" Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the
Cartoon Network!"

A father was at the beach with his children when his four-year-old
son ran up to him, grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore,
where a seagull lay dead in the sand. "Daddy, what happened
to him? " the son asked. "He died and went to Heaven," the dad
replied. The boy thought a moment and then said, "Did God
throw him back down?"

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I
grow up, I'm going to give you some money." "Well, thank you,"
the pastor replied, "but why?" "Because my daddy says you're
one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned
to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say
the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered. The
daughter bowed her head and said, "Lord, why on earth did I
invite all these people to dinner?"
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 Have A Great Day Everyone! :)

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Re: Kid's Do Say The Craziest Things!
11/2/2006 4:26:47 PM
Hello Leonard,
These are very cute. Thanks for the laughs.
Blessings,
Mary
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Re: Kid's Do Say The Craziest Things!
11/2/2006 4:31:37 PM

Leonard,

You have the best jokes, etc.  I enjoyed this one.

Have a fabulous day!  :)

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Re: Kid's Do Say The Craziest Things!
11/2/2006 4:38:57 PM

These are adorable Leonard.

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Re: Kid's Do Say The Craziest Things!
11/2/2006 5:03:49 PM
Hi Leonard Yes mate, that's good! P.S. I've sent you a message.
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