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Airborne
9/22/2006 9:42:13 AM

 

A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a
Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly,
the plane developed engine trouble. In spite of the best
efforts of the pilot the plane started to go down. Finally the
pilot grabbed a parachute, yelled to the passengers that they
had better jump, and bailed out. Unfortunately there were
only three parachutes remaining.

The doctor grabbed one and said "I'm a doctor, I save lives,
so I must live," and jumped out.

The lawyer then said, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I
deserve to live!" He grabbed a parachute and jumped.

The priest looked at the little boy and said, "My son, I've lived
a long and full life. You are young and have your whole life
ahead of you. Take the last parachute and live in peace".

The little boy handed the parachute back to the priest and said
"Not to worry, Father. The smartest man in the world just
jumped out with my back pack."
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Have a great day everyone!

Leonard

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Lisa Reddell

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Re: Airborne
9/22/2006 9:45:00 AM
Leonard,

I love this joke! It just goes to show you, you should look before you leap! LOL!

Thanks for starting out my day with a good giggle!!


Toodles,

Lisa :)

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Re: Airborne
9/22/2006 9:56:13 AM

I know a few lawyers that would look at this and not be amused. However, most of them don't have flight training and still carry their lunch in a book bag.

 

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Re: Airborne
9/22/2006 10:44:05 AM

LEONARD,

THANKS FOR THE LAUGH!

THIS IS A GOOD ONE!

TAKE CARE,

JERILYN

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Re: Airborne
9/22/2006 10:46:22 AM
That's great Leonard. Have a great day and if you ever grab the backpack of life may it rip open to guide you safely down. Smiles in the rain, Angie www.dahodreams.fourpointwellness.com www.dahodreams.fourpointmoms.com
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