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Ana Maria Padurean

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...Healthy Level of Insanity...
6/1/2006 3:34:26 AM
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity in the Workplace - Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document. - Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes. - Insist that your e-mail address is "zena_goddess_of_fire@companyname.com" - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them to sign a waiver. - Every time someone asks you to do something, ask them if they want fries with that. - Send e-mail to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement. - Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.) - Name all your pens and insist that meetings can't begin until they're all present. - Come to work in your pajamas. - Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.) To try or not to try... this! Is this a question?! Take care, Anamaria For more jokes visit IMU Club Entertainment! Joke&Riddles or my other forums around.
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Re: ...Healthy Level of Insanity...
6/1/2006 11:53:24 AM
Hi Anamaria, This is absolutely priceless! I makes me start thinking of things I could add to the list, but I will leave well enough alone :-) Thanks for sharing a well needed smile! Your friend, Jill
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Re: ...Healthy Level of Insanity...
6/1/2006 12:40:44 PM
Hi Anamaria Thanks these are great I like the one about naming your pens hahaha!have a great day everyone..............
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Re: ...Healthy Level of Insanity...
6/1/2006 2:06:51 PM
this is great. just enough crazy to get things done so people don't have to deal with you.
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Re: ...Healthy Level of Insanity...
6/1/2006 3:56:24 PM
Hi Anamaria! I did the - Come to work in your pajamas thing, but thank God it was Sunday (don't ask - LOL)
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