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Linda Harvey

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Do You Have Any Words of Wisdom
9/6/2010 6:42:06 PM
Always keep your words soft and sweet - ,
just in case you have to eat them.
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Linda Harvey

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RE: Do You Have Any Words of Wisdom
9/6/2010 6:43:32 PM
Just accept that, some days, you're the pigeon: and, some days, you're the statue.

Always wear stuff that will make you look good
if you die in the middle of it.


*Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be
"recalled" by their maker.


* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.


* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again,
It was probably worth it.


* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to be kind to others.


* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then you won't have a leg to stand on.


* Nobody cares if you can't dance well.
Just get up and dance.


* Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird,

sleep late.

* The second mouse gets the cheese.


* When everything's coming your way,
you're in the wrong lane.


* Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.


* You may be only one person in the world,
But you may also be the world to one person.



* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp; some are pretty; and some are dull. Some have weird names; and all are different colours;

but they all have to live in the same box.

*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.



Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today....I did
...

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RE: Do You Have Any Words of Wisdom
9/6/2010 9:31:05 PM
A few more Linda..............





*G**entle Thoughts for Today** -*


*Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then ****
on your car.

A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight,
because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be
really good friends.


The easiest way to find something lost around the house
is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40)
are XL.*



*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can
tell when he's really in trouble..

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age and start bragging about it.


Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I
want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've
traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to
your youth, think of Algebra.


One of the many things no one tells you about aging is
that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah,
being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.


Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand
over my mouth . . .. . . . . **AMEN!*

LOVE IS THE ANSWER
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Linda Harvey

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RE: Do You Have Any Words of Wisdom
9/7/2010 4:38:33 AM
These are good Myrna ! *If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.
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RE: Do You Have Any Words of Wisdom
9/16/2010 2:27:21 AM
Quote:
These are good Myrna ! *If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone
in mind to blame.


Hi Linda!

I don't know if this is a words of wisdom or not!

You know you're an old fart when
...your concept of Consciousness is that annoying time between naps!

pandalady has that on the oldefart website...

i cleared my browser some time ago or I'd go get the url for you!
Visit Mary Hofstetter here at adland and see if the link is there! or ask her for it!

have a great today Linda!

Beth
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