Hi Everyone, A Dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realizes that it's his daughter's birthday and he has! not bought her a gift. So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie. Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbies are. The girl responds: "Which one? We have: Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95 Volleyball Barbie: £19.95 Shopping Barbie: £19.95 Surfer Barbie: £19.95 Disco Barbie: £19.95 and DivorcedBarbie: £299.95 Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbies are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds: "Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with": Ken's Car Ken's House Ken's Boat Ken's furniture Ken's jewelry Ken's money Ken's computer and Ken's best friend... ****** Thanks for coming! Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz

Hi Leanne, It is no wonder that the marriage of Ken and Barbie did not last. They were sexually incompatible, and never once enjoyed a simultaneous climax. And what's worse - EVERYBODY KNEW - Ken comes seperately. Bill Dugan

Hi Leanne that is a good one-good thing my name isn't Ken

Leanne I like this story I see you like the dancing mouse which I love Seasons Greetings Linda

Ohh Bill you crack me up,hope your having a great day! Hi Larry...I think Larry suits you better! Linda I love it,makes me smile when I'm down. Thanks Leanne Busby http://www.aussie-money-tree.biz