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Linda Harvey

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8/18/2010 2:51:13 PM
"Survivor" - - Texas Style

Due to the popularity of the "Survivor"
shows, Texas is planning to do one
entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style."

The contestants will all start in Dallas,
then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
over to Houston and down to Brownsville.

They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and
Amarillo. From there, they will go on to
Abilene, Fort Worth, and finally back to Dallas...

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read:

"I'm Gay,"
"I love the Dixie Chicks,"
"Boycott Beef,"
"I voted for Obama,"
"George Strait Sucks,"
"Hillary in 2012,"
and "I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one to make it back to Dallas
alive, wins!!!!!


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