Menu



error This forum is not active, and new posts may not be made in it.
Promote
Mary Hannan

998
6209 Posts
6209
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Priest who couldn't lie
8/1/2009 6:39:29 PM

Priest who couldn't lie...but still got away with it !!!!!!!

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favour?

Of course, what may I do for you?

Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Custom's limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?

I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.

With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked, Father, do you have anything to declare?

From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, And what do you have
to declare from your waist to the floor?

I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.

Roaring with laughter, the official said, Go ahead, Father....Next.

 

Have a great weekend!


 

+0
Branka Babic

500
2716 Posts
2716
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 100 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: Priest who couldn't lie
8/1/2009 6:44:01 PM

LOL MARY, MAN TOLD HE WON`T LIE !!!!

Thanks for the ROTFL !

Hugs,

Branka

+0
Mary Hannan

998
6209 Posts
6209
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 25 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: Priest who couldn't lie
8/1/2009 6:55:09 PM

Hello Branka,

I'm you got a chuckle out of it. Some days the internet and/or my computor is so slow, I give up on it.
Have a great weekend!
Mary

+0
Joyce Parker Hyde

808
1967 Posts
1967
Invite Me as a Friend
Top 100 Poster
Person Of The Week
Re: Priest who couldn't lie
8/5/2009 2:34:39 PM
I love words!
It is not what you say ,but how you say them that makes all the difference.
This was indeed LOL!!!

+0
Re: Priest who couldn't lie
8/6/2009 3:34:47 PM
LOL...I gotta send that one to friends. Thanks for the laugh
Introducing The Ultimate Plug & Play System That Will Generate You Unlimited Clickbank Commissions On Complete Auto-Pilot! http://cbpirate.com/main/slovatt
+0


facebook
Like us on Facebook!