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Beautiful Fairy
6/26/2009 12:55:30 AM

Beautiful Fairy


A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute

refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.

'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by

President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since

you just arrived in the United States with your wife and

three children.' 

The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we

don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of

gold in them.'

The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin

and --

PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth

in his mouth!

'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'

The refugee claimant now got bolder.  'I need a big

house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with

eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives

who still live in my country.  I want to bring them all over


PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a

beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway,

a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood

overlooking the bay.

'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand. 

'Yes, one more wish.

I want to be like an American with American clothes

instead of these tore cloths, and a baseball cap instead of

this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.

PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out

jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He

had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from

the horizon.

'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed.  'Where is

my new house?'

      THIS IS GOOD ..........

The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a

White American, you have to fend for yourself.'

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Re: Beautiful Fairy
6/26/2009 1:00:29 AM
Hi Nick My Dear Friend. I enjoyed this so Much. It's always a Pleasure reading your Stories/Poems etc. Have a Great Weekend. Bob Vaughan U.K. Gold Member I Hid My Long URL with a Short One, So Can You.
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Re: Beautiful Fairy
6/26/2009 3:38:31 AM

Hi Nick,

Priceless as always......... you are just too good! 

Thank you my friend for the good smile.  :-)

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Re: Beautiful Fairy
6/26/2009 5:48:48 PM
Hey Nick,

Love it, can depend on you for a good laugh.

i love that big cat.. So cute.

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Re: Beautiful Fairy
6/26/2009 7:23:38 PM


I heard when the Gov Bought GM

All The GM Cars In Detroit

Made A Left Turn



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