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Nick 5803 28707 Brampton	Beautiful Fairy 6/26/2009 12:55:30 AM
	Beautiful Fairy *A beautiful fairy appeared one day to a destitute* *refugee claimant outside a Maryland immigration office.* *'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been sent here by* *President Obama and told to grant you three wishes, since* *you just arrived in the United States with your wife and* *three children.'* *The man told the fairy. 'Well, where I come from we* *don't have good teeth, so I want new teeth, maybe a lot of* *gold in them.'* *The fairy looked at the man's almost toothless grin* *and --* *PING ! -- he had a brand new shining set of gold teeth* *in his mouth!* *'What else?' asked the fairy, 'two more to go.'* *The refugee claimant now got bolder. 'I need a big* *house with a three car garage in Annapolis on the water with* *eight bedrooms for my family and the rest of my relatives* *who still live in my country. I want to bring them all over* *here..* *PING ! - In the distance there could be seen a* *beautiful mansion with a three car garage, a long driveway,* *a walkout patio with a BBQ in an upscale neighborhood* *overlooking the bay.* *'One more wish', said the fairy, waving her wand.* *'Yes, one more wish.* *I want to be like an American with American clothes* *instead of these tore cloths, and a baseball cap instead of* *this turban. And I want to have white skin like Americans.* *PING ! - The man was transformed, wearing worn out* *jeans, a Baltimore Orioles T-shirt and a baseball cap. He* *had his bad teeth back and the mansion had disappeared from* *the horizon.* *'What happened to my new teeth?' he wailed. 'Where is* *my new house?'* *THIS IS GOOD ..........* *The fairy said 'Tough shit, Mac, Now that you are a* *White American, you have to fend for yourself.'*
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Robert 4161 278 Torquay	Re: Beautiful Fairy 6/26/2009 1:00:29 AM
	Hi Nick My Dear Friend. I enjoyed this so Much. It's always a Pleasure reading your Stories/Poems etc. Have a Great Weekend. Bob Vaughan U.K. Gold Member http://ihid.us?id=3280 I Hid My Long URL with a Short One, So Can You.
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Jill 2853 8827 Chico	Re: Beautiful Fairy 6/26/2009 3:38:31 AM
	Hi Nick, Priceless as always......... you are just too good! Thank you my friend for the good smile. :-) Hugs, Jill
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Myrna 1169 6286 Waynes...	Re: Beautiful Fairy 6/26/2009 5:48:48 PM
	Hey Nick, Love it, can depend on you for a good laugh. i love that big cat.. So cute. Blessings, Myrna
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John 342 442 Fort Mill	Re: Beautiful Fairy 6/26/2009 7:23:38 PM
	Amen! I heard when the Gov Bought GM All The GM Cars In Detroit Made A Left Turn
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