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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/23/2012 2:12:51 AM
This may be a repeat but it's still hilarious. :)
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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/25/2012 6:22:52 AM
in which country?

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Reminds me of a joke I got in my inbox yesterday although in reality it's not really a joke but the truth never the less.

THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRISOME IN RECENT YEARS

25% of Democrats in this country are on medication for mental illness!

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated!
Please GOD, continue to BLESS AMERICA!!!

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Hi Lydia,

Great to see you here again.

Sorry to see that Russia is also plagued by crazed stray alley cats that are trying to cause problems. It seems like we can add Russia's "Cat Behemoth" to the 2 we still have left. I'm sure we can find room for them at the some institution that deals with crazy alley cats.

Shalom,

Peter

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Hi Peter, Mary Evelyn and friends!
... anyone like this...

Look at Russian
Cat Behemoth of Bulgakov's novel "Master and Margarita"

Cat Behemoth

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Hmmmmmmmm....................... know anyone like this? :)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/26/2012 2:55:36 PM

A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."

:)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/26/2012 4:42:24 PM

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A male frog goes to a psychic. The psychic tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog becomes excited, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?"

"No," says the psychic, "in her biology class."

:)

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RE: Your Friday Chuckle - Every Day Of The Week
9/28/2012 4:02:14 PM

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