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I See You Smiling
3/29/2009 6:41:03 PM

Signs


Gynecologist Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
 
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..!!"
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee
"Invite us to your next blowout."


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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!!"
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company :
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home :
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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Myrna Ferguson

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Re: I See You Smiling
3/29/2009 6:51:07 PM
Hey Nick,

Your stories are always the best.  These signs are great.

Hugs,
Myrna


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Re: I See You Smiling
3/29/2009 10:17:37 PM

Hey Nick,

Verrrrrrrrry cool. enjoyed em all but the last one was so to the point. Drive carefully. We'll wait."  :)

Shalom,

Peter

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Alain Deguire

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Re: I See You Smiling
3/30/2009 8:04:49 AM

Hi Dearest Brother Nick!

As usual, this is a very interesting and funny thread from you My Friend...

Here is one I found...

Have a great week My friend,

Blessings,

Alain

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Re: I See You Smiling
3/30/2009 3:08:42 PM
Dearest Myrna

Thank you for stopping by and I really hope you did not forget to collect your well deserved smile !
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