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Lydia 1456 2042 Rzhavk...	Re: The Body Builder 7/28/2008 2:24:07 AM
	Hey Nick, Brothers and Sisters! Blonde At the Doctors... At the Doctor's... -A young woman said to her doctor, "You have to help me, I hurt all over." "What do you mean?" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." -Then she touched her right earlobe. "Ow, even THAT hurts." The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?" -"Why yes," she said. "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."

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Jill 2146 8860 Chico	Re: The Body Builder 7/28/2008 4:14:08 AM
	Hi Nick, All I can say is............you are ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! Now, most people would have to pay for this kind of entertainment. LOL Thanks for the great SMILES and keep 'em coming! Cheers, Jill
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Myrna 6311 16559 Waynes...	Re: The Body Builder 7/28/2008 8:42:57 AM
	Home Depot For Women Charlie was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Mary to Home Depot. At Home Depot, Mary saw a beautiful bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt the manager to finish waiting on a customer. When Walt was finished with the customer, Mary asked 'How much for that faucet?' Walt replied, 'That's pewter and it costs $300.' 'My goodness that sure is a lot of money!' Mary exclaimed. Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it. From the back room Walt yelled, 'Mary, you wanna screw for that hinge?' Mary replied, 'No, but I will for the faucet.' ............ ...... And this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.
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Beverly 385 1239 Lebanon	Re: The Body Builder 7/28/2008 11:44:34 AM
	Why Myrna I didn't know you had that in you! You go girlfriend!! That was hilarious!! SMART A-- ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2007 -- A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. 'Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury, illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!' A smart-a.. guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, 'What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?' The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes her head and sweetly says, 'Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand.'
	Beverly Kersey
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Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: The Body Builder 7/28/2008 1:53:17 PM
	Hello Dear Lydia ! Now that was funny - LOL
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