Thoughts from across the pond:

"An email from Ireland to their brethren in the States...a point to
ponder despite your political affiliation:

'We, in Ireland , can't figure out why people are even bothering to
hold an election in the United States .

On one side, you have a pants wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer
who cannot keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated
primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married
to yet another lawyer who doesn't even like the country her husband
wants to run.

Now...On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name
starts with the appropriate Mc terminology married to a good looking
younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in the Lord's name are you lads thinking over there in the
colonies??"