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Beth Schmillen

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A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
4/23/2008 11:22:04 PM

 A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.

The waitress asks them for their orders.
 
The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?"
 
"I'll have the same," says the ostrich.
 
A short time later the waitress returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.
 
The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."
 
The ostrich says, "I'll have the same."
 
Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.
 
This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the waitress.
 
"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man.
 
"Same," says the ostrich.
 
Shortly the waitress brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."< / PAN S>
 
Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.
 
The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir.  How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

  "Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp.  When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes.  My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."
 
"That's brilliant!" says the waitress.  "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"
 
"That's right.  Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exa ct money is always there," says the man.
 
The waitress asks, "What's with the ostrich?"
 
The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big butt and long legs who agrees with everything I say."
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Re: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
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Re: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
4/24/2008 3:04:07 PM

Hi Beth,

Thanks for the Grins & Giggles.  Thanks also for giving me a somewhat cleaner version of this one.  I had heard this joke before, in a somewhat different version, however, now I can share it in Mixed Audiences.

It just so happens that I had an old Magic Lamp sitting around and I thought, "Why not give it a rub?". 

 

Sure enough, a Genie popped out and said that he was granting me three wishes to give to you and all of my Wonderful Friends here at Adland.  So, here they are...

Have A Beautiful Day My Friend,

Phil

“There may be trouble all around, but I am calling you to a place of peace. Be still and know that I am God. Come to Me, and I will give you wisdom, strength, and grace for everything you face." Psalm 46:10
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Re: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
4/24/2008 11:52:05 PM

Hey Beth, That's a good one!

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Re: A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him.
4/25/2008 6:03:15 AM




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