MANAGEMENT LESSONS

Lesson One 

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small
rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 

"Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" 

The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." 

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. 
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and 
ate it. 

Management Lesson - 

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, 
very high up. 

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A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
the top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "Only I haven't got the
energy. 

"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
"They're packed with nutrients." 

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree, 

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. 

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of
the tree. 

Management Lesson - 

While Bull shit might get you to the top, it won't keep you there. 

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. 
It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground 
into a large field. While he was lying there, 
a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. 

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,
he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! 

As he lay there all warm and happy, he soon began to 
sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing 
and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him. 

Management Lesson - 

(1) Not everyone who poops on you is your enemy. 

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of poop is your friend. 

(3) And when you're in deep poop, it's best to keep 
your mouth shut! 


This ends your two minute management course!