The
Obedient Wife
There was a man who had
worked all his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it
came to his money.
Just before he died, he said to his wife...'When I
die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to
take my money to the afterlife with me.'
And so he got his wife to
promise him, with all of her heart, that when he died, she would put all of the
money into the casket with him.
Well, he died. He was stretched out in
the casket, his wife was sitting there - dressed in black, and her friend was
sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, and just before the
undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said,
'Wait just a
moment!'
She had a small metal box with her; she came over with the box and
put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they
rolled it away. So her friend said,
'Girl, I know you were not foolish
enough to put all that money in there with your husband.'
The loyal wife replied,
'Listen, I'm a Christian; I cannot go back on my word. I promised him that I was
going to put that money into the casket with him.'
You mean to tell me you
put that money in the casket with him!?!?!?'
'I
sure did,' said the wife. 'I got it all together, put it into my account, and
wrote him a check.... If he can cash it, then he can spend it.'
 Send
this to every clever female you know, and to every man who thinks they are
smarter than women!!!
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