Three girls all worked in the same office with the same female Boss.

 

Each day, they noticed the boss left work early.

One day, the girls decided that, when the boss left, they would leave right behind her.

 

After all, she never called or came back to work, so how would she know they went home early?

The brunette was thrilled to be home early.

She did a little gardening, spent playtime with her son, and went to bed early.

 

The redhead was elated to be able to get in a quick workout at the spa before meeting a dinner date.

The blonde was happy to get home early and surprise her husband, but when she got to her bedroom, she heard a muffled noise from inside.Slowly and quietly, she cracked open the door and was mortified to see her husband in bed with her boss! Gently she closed the door and crept out of her house.

 

The next day, at their coffee break, the brunette and redhead planned to leave early again,

and they asked the blonde if she was going to go with them.

"No way," the blonde exclaimed. "I almost got caught yesterday ."

Hey Vince, Where do you come up with these gems? :) The working blondes of Corporate America must really be on edge to let such things pass... (Just joking, of course, so blondes don't get upset, OK?) Keep us smiling :0 Rahul aka Info-entrepreneur RM

Hi Vince,

This must be a  " mother of all blonde jokes "  2008 in advance. Thanks Vince again before I get to bed and say a prayer for all blondes..hahahaha  ..Its 4am now in the far east.. 

Rahul, my friend , I hope you're not getting into hot waters..hehehehe...better stay off limits any blonde crossing your path  ...

See you guys in the next change !

best regards

Hafiz

 

 

Hey Vince,

This is a Classic, definitely a keeper.  Thanks for sharing some Smiles.

Here's a few more quickies that I thought you might like

Q: What do you call two blondes in a closet?

A: Last year's hide-and-seek winners.

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The executive was interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company. He wanted to find out something about her personality so he asked, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"

The blonde quickly responded, "The living one."

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Three blondes were having a picnic in the park. One of the took out a can of "one-calorie" diet cola and poured it equally into three cups.

She drank hers and the second one did the same but the third blonde just stared at her cup suspiciously.

"I wonder who got the calorie?" she asked.

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One day, a blonde and a brunnette were walking on the sidewalk when the brunette stopped and exclaimed "Look! a dead bird!" The blonde immediately looked up and said "Where? Where?"

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Have An Awesome Weekend,

Phil

 

 

"Thank You Vince For Your Personal Funny"  :)