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1 * Accept that some
days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
2* Always keep
your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3 *
Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the
middle of
it.
4 * Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their Maker.
5* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be
vague.
6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it
was
probably worth it.
7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life
is simply to serve as a
warning to others.
8 * Never buy a car you
can't push.
9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time,
because then
you won't have a leg to stand on.
10 * Nobody cares if
you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
11 * Since it's the early
worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.
12 * The second mouse gets
the cheese.
13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong
lane.
14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer
you live.
15* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also
be the
world to one person.
16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to
only make once.
17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp,
some are
pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are
different
colors, but they all have to live in the same box .
18 * A
truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
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