One of my last days at Air Force training camp kind of started off in a gross way. I was eating pancakes for breakfast in the cafeteria in a hurry because the instructors would yell at you if you took more than five minutes to eat. I guess I ate a little too fast, because my chest started to hurt after my first few bites. I grabbed my glass of water a drank a little, hoping that would make it all better. Nope. The water only caused what I had already swallowed to come back up. I threw up on my pancakes. This wasn't your typical oatmealish barf. It had the same consistancy as the water, only slightly more murky with a few arrant pancake chunks. Well I wasn't gonna let a little upchuck ruin the most important meal of the day. I finished off those bad boys and went back to my dorm. Don't judge me, I was hungry.
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