Here's a story everyone will have a tee hee about. It dates back to my last night in Air Force basic training. Me and my fellow trainees were up in our dorm, just hangin' out and talking, when the intercom tells us and the dorm across the hall from us to "Get down stairs RIGHT NOW!" All of us already knew what this was about. Moments before that announcement, four trainees from another dorm came up saying they were lookin' for a guy they claimed to have pissed in one of the phone booths. We told him he wasn't in our dorm. Thank God he wasn't. When we all scrambled down stairs and onto the patio, two training instructors, or T.I.s for short, were ready to give someone the business. They said that someone had indeed soaked the phone booth with their urin. Really? I know military life is tough, but come on. A phone booth, can you imagine? The T.I. said it was one of the trainees from either dorm A-10 (my dorm) or dorm A-9. There were witnesses at the scene of the peeing that were certain they had seen this creepy guy from A-9 do it. Of course he denied it - at first. Then he incriminated himself by asking "What's gonna happen to me?" Yeah, because saying something like that means you're totally innocent. This creep had deviant written all over his face. Who knows what else he did to that phone booth? Who knows what else is in phone booths all across America? If ever there was a reason to get a cell phone, this would be it.
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