Hello friends,
If you have a minute these kid recipies are pretty funny. lol :)
A Thanksgiving Cookbook
by Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten Class
Yvette - Banana Pie
You buy some bananas and crust. Then you mash them up and
put them in the pie. Then you eat it.
Russell - Turkey
You cut the turkey up and put it in the oven for ten minutes
and 300 degrees. You put gravy on it and eat it.
Geremy - Turkey
You buy the turkey and take the paper off. Then you put it
in the refrigerator and take it back out and cut it with a
knife and make sure all the wires are out and take out the
neck and heart. Then you put it in a big pan and cook it for
half an hour at 80 degrees. Then you invite people over and
eat.
Andrew - Pizza
Buy some dough, some cheese and pepperoni. Then you cook it
for 10 hours at 5 degrees. Then you eat it.
Shelby - Applesauce
Go to the store and buy some apples, and then you squish
them up. Then you put them in a jar that says, "Applesauce. "
Then you eat it.
Meghan H. - Turkey
You cut it into 16 pieces and then you leave it in the oven
for 15 minutes and 4 degrees. you take it out and let it
cool and then after 5 minutes, then you eat it.
Danny - Turkey
You put some salt on it to make it taste good. Then you put
it in the oven. Then you cook it for an hour at 5 degrees.
Then you eat it.
Brandon - Turkey
First you buy it at Fred Meyer. Then you cut it up and cook
it for 15 hours at 200 degrees. Then you take it out and eat
it.
Megan K - Chicken
You put it in the oven for 25 minutes and 25 degrees and put
gravy on it and eat it.
Christa - Cookies
Buy some dough and smash it and cut them out. Then put them
in the oven for 2 hours at 100 degrees. Then take them out
and dry them off. Then it's time to eat them.
Grace - Turkey
First you add some salt. Then you put it in a bowl. Then you
put brown sugar on it. Then you mix it all together with a
spoon and then you add some milk and mix it again. And then
you put it in a pan. Then you put it in the oven for 15
minutes and 16 degrees. Then you take it out of the oven and
then you eat it.
Alan - Turkey
First you shoot it and then you cut it. And then you put it
in the oven and cook it for 10 minutes and 20 degrees. You
put it on plates and then you eat it.
Jordan S - Chocolate Pudding
Buy some chocolate pudding mix. Then you add the milk. Then
you add the pudding mix. Then you stir it. Then you put it
in the refrigerator and wait for it to get hard. Then you
eat it.
Christopher - Pumpkin Pie
First you buy a pumpkin and smash it. Then it is all done.
And you cook it in the oven for 12 minutes and 4 degrees.
Then you eat it.
Ashley - Chicken
Put it in the oven. Then cut it up. Then I eat it.
Jennie - Corn
My mom buys it. Then you throw it. Then you cook it. Then
you eat it.
Jordan - Cranberry Pie
Put cranberry juice in it. Then you put berries in it. Then
you put dough in it. Then you bake it. Then you eat it.
Adam - Pumpkin Pie
First you put pumpkin seeds in it. Put it in a pan and bake
it at 5 degrees for 6 minutes. Then take it out and eat it.
Jarryd - Deer Jerky
Put it in the oven overnight at 20 degrees. Then you go
hunting and bring it with you. Then you eat it.
Joplyn - Apple Pie
Take some apples, mash them up. Take some bread and make a
pie with it. Get some dough and squish it. Shape the dough
into a pie shape. Put the apples in it. Then bake it at 9
degrees for 15 minutes.
Isabelle - Spaghetti
Put those red things in it. Then put the spaghetti in it.
Then cook it in the oven for 2 minutes at 8 degrees.
Bailey - Chicken
Put pepper and spices on it. Cook for one hour at 60
degrees. Then eat it.
Nicholas - White and Brown Pudding
First you read the wrapper. Get a piece of water. Stir. Then
you eat it.
Sean - Turkey
Put it in the oven for 5 minutes at 55 degrees. Take it out
and eat it.
Lauren - Turkey
First you find a turkey and kill it. Cut it open. Put it in
a pan. Pour milk in the pan. Put a little chicken with it.
Put salsa on it. Take out of pan. Put it on the board. Cut
into little pieces. Put on a rack. Put in the oven for 7
minutes at 10 degrees. Take out of the oven and put eensy
weensy bit of sugar on it. Put a little more salsa on it.
Then you eat it.
Note: Miss Geragty will not be responsible fo medical bills
resulting from her use of her cookbook.
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Have a nice day/evening! :)
Len
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