I wanted to try to cheer us up a bit so lets tell some joke.. I will start the ball rolling with these......
How to weigh
yourself
I can't
believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
NOW I KNOW >>>>>
A
little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic Garbage bags
with her, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every once in
a while a £20 bill is flying out of it onto the pavement.
Noticing this,
a policeman stops her.... "Ma'am, there are £20 bills Falling out of that
bag..."
"Damn!" says the little old lady...."I'd better go back and see
if I can still find some. Thanks for the warning!"
"Well,
now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that money? Did you
steal it?"
"Oh, no," says the little old lady. "You see, my backyard
backs up to the parking lot of the football stadium. Each time there's a game a
lot of fans come and pee in the bushes, right into my flower beds! So, I go and
stand behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time someone sticks
his little thingy through the bushes, I say: £20 or off it comes!"
"Hey, not a bad idea!" laughs the cop. "OK, good luck! By the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well", says the little old lady, "not all of them
pay."
Well lets hear from you, do you have any funnys to shere
Take Care Because I Care
Dee
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