One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a
comment go unrewarded.  The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this??' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker...

'It's not talcum powder...It's 'Miracle Grow.''

Have a great weekend,
Mary

Hi Mary,

Oh My! I guess that fixed him up good & proper.

She's Back!!!!  Had to laugh for about 10 minutes before I could write this.  This one's a Classic.  Going into my Archives.

Thanks My Friend, I Needed That.

Have A Happy Weekend,

Phil

Hello Phil,
Thank you for coming. I ran across this this morning.
I really enjoy sharing a chuckle with friends. It helps to laugh.
Have a great weekend!

Hi Mary,

I had to copy and send this around the office before posting reply lol Thank you for a TGIF rolling lol enjoy your weekend Gods speed :-) Lee 

Hello Lee,
Thanks for helping spread the laughs!

Bless you,
Mary