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Blessed Sunday All My Friends,
I thought these were so cute and wanted to share them with you. I hope they make you laugh as much as they made me laugh. I have some more but didn't want you to have to read too long so I will give you the rest next Sunday. Enjoy!
God Bless You All!
Marion
3-year-old, Reese:
"Our Father, Who does art in
heaven, Harold is His name.
Amen."!
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A little boy was overheard praying:
"Lord, if you can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am."
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A Sunday school class was studying the
Ten Commandments. They were ready to
discuss the last one. The teacher asked
if anyone could tell her what it was.
Susie raised her hand, stood tall, and
quoted, "Thou shall not take
the covers off the neighbor's wife."
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After the christening of his baby
brother in church, Jason sobbed all
the way home in the back seat of the
car. His father asked him three times
what was wrong. Finally, the boy
replied "That preacher said he wanted
us brought up in a Christian home, and
I wanted to stay with you guys."
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I had been teaching my three-year old
daughter, Caitlin, the Lord's Prayer
for several evenings at bedtime, she
would repeat after me the lines from
the prayer. Finally, she decided to go
solo.
I listened with pride as she carefully
enunciated each word right up to the
end of the prayer:
"Lead us not into temptation,"
she prayed, "but deliver
us some E-mail. Amen."
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