Hello friends,
This is to funny not to share!
A hillbilly went hunting one day in Georgia and
bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his
pickup truck and was about to drive home when he
was confronted by an ornery game warden who
didn't like hillbillies.
The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his
hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a
valid Georgia hunting license.
The game warden looked at the license, then reached
over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its
rear, and said, 'This duck ain't from Georgia .
This is a Tennessee duck. You got a Tennessee huntin'
license, boy?'
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
Tennessee hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and
grabbed the second duck, sniffed its rear, and said,
'This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from
Mississippi . You got a Mississippi license?'
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
Mississippi hunting license.
The warden then reached over and picked up the third
duck , sniffed it s rear, and said, 'This ain't no
Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South
Carolina . You got a South Carolina huntin '
license?'
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and
brought out a South Carolina hunting license.
The game warden was extremely frustrated at this
point, and he yelled at the hillbilly, 'Boy, ...
just where the heck are you from?'
The hillbilly turned around, dropped his pants, bent
over, and said,'You tell me. You're the expert!!!'
Have a great week!
Mary
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