As a man prepared for his first skydiving experience, his jumpmaster
noticed that he was nervous. "Don't worry, buddy. Just get out there,
arch your back, count to ten, and pull your main ripcord. If it has a
problem, pull your reserve. After you land, a truck will pick you up
and take you back to the base." When it was time, he exited the
plane, arched his back, counted to ten, and pulled his ripcord.
Nothing happened, so he pulled his reserve. Dirty laundry fluttered
out of the reserve container. As the ground rushed up to meet him, he
thought, "That's just great. I bet the damned truck doesn't show up, either!" 

Hi Sheri,

Thanks for the Grins & Giggles.  You can always make me smile.

You know what they always say, "It's not the Fall that you need to worry about, it's the sudden stop at the bottom.".

Have A Beautiful Weekend,

Phil

 

Hello Sheri,

That was cute, scary, but cute.......Sounds like my nightmares....I hate high places......