Toward the end of the Sunday service, the Minister > > asked, "How
many of you are willing to forgive your enemies?" 80% held up their
hands. > > > > The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady. > > "Mrs
Jones?, Are you not willing to forgive your
enemies?" > > > > "I don't have any." She replied,
smiling sweetly. > > "Mrs Jones, that is very unusual. How old are
you?" > > "Ninety eight." she replied. > > "Oh, Mrs
Jones, would you please come down to the front and tell us all how a person can
live ninety eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?" > > > > The little sweetheart of a lady tottered
down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said: "I outlived the
bitches."
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