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Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each
other so well, they decided to get married.
One broom was, of course,
the bride broom, the other the groom broom.
The bride broom looked very
beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his
tuxedo. The wedding was lovely.
After the wedding, at the wedding
dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I think I am
going to have a little dust
broom!!!"
"IMPOSSIBLE !!"
said the groom broom.
Are you
ready for this?
Brace yourself; this is going to hurt.
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. . . . . .
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"WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER !"
Oh for goodness sake...
laugh, or at least groan.
Life's too short not to enjoy...
even these silly little cute..... and clean jokes
Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping"
around!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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