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Little Johnny (Nick)
9/12/2007 3:38:16 PM

 


Little  Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and
go into  the  woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate  embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could  not contain himself  as he ran home and started to tell his  mother.      
     
"Mommy"
I  was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt
Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he
helped her  take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt  Jane........"
At  this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such  an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I
want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it  tonight."
     
At  the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started  his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into  the
woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane  a
big  kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped  Daddy
take  his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same  thing that Mommy  and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the  Army."

Mommy
  fainted!   

     

     Moral:
     Sometimes  you need to listen to the whole story before you  interrupt.

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Re: Little Johnny (Nick)
9/12/2007 3:40:19 PM
lol thats very good advise thanks for this nick
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Judy Smith

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Re: Little Johnny (Nick)
9/12/2007 3:43:13 PM

Hello, my friend Nick.  When I saw you had started a new forum I just had to come running.  You are overdue and this was a hoot.

Thanks so much for brightening my day!!!  Great lesson to be learned!!!

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Re: Little Johnny (Nick)
9/12/2007 3:44:37 PM

Good One Nick

I have to send this one on  .... Thank you  my friend Gods speed  :-) Lee

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Re: Little Johnny (Nick)
9/12/2007 3:57:33 PM

LOL...;-) Luv It Nick!!! ((((Smiles))))

 

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