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A lawyer had purchased a brand new Mercedes, and decided to head back to his office to show it off. He parked in front of the building, and as he opened the door to step out, a passing truck ripped the door off the hinges!
Furious, the lawyer lept from the car... ranting and raving that he had just purchased this car.
An officer, who was just passing through, saw the whole accident and hurried to see if anyone was hurt and take down a report. When he got to the lawyer he asked, "Sir, are you alright?"
Again, the lawyer starting screaming that the car had cost him thousands, and that it wasn't even a day old.
The officer, with a puzzled look on his face, said to lawyer, "Sir, are you sure you're alright? I mean a car can be replaced. What about your arm? It got ripped off, along with the door!"
The lawyer quieted down and look at the stump, which once held a forearm, wrist, and hand... took a deep breath and screamed, "MY R- O- L- E- X!"
Cheers, all
Robin
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