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For those of you who don't know, BWIA (British West Indies
Airways) was the official airline of the Caribbean.
A Mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting
married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit
worried about how their sex life would get started, she made
them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with
a few words on how marital sex felt.
The first daughter sent a card from Hawaii two days after
the wedding. The card said nothing but "Nescafe". Mom was
puzzled at first, but then went to the kitchen and got out
the Nescafe jar. It said
"Good till the last drop." Mom
blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
The second daughter sent the card from Vermont a week after
the wedding, and the card read "Benson & Hedges". Mom now
knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she
read from the Benson & Hedges package - "Extra Long. King
Size". She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy
for her daughter.
The third daughter left for her honeymoon in the Caribbean.
Mom waited for a week. Nothing. Another week went by and
still nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally
arrived. Written on it with shaky handwriting were the words
"BWIA". Mom took out her latest travel magazine, flipped
through the pages fearing the worst, and finally found an ad
for BWIA. The ad said "Three times a day, seven days a week,
both ways." Mom fainted!!!*
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