An application was for employment. A program was a TV show. A cursor used profanity. A keyboard was a piano! Memory was something that you lost with age. A CD was a bank account If you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy You hoped nobody found out! Compress was something you did to garbage. If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while! Log on was adding wood to a fire. Hard drive was a long trip on the road. A mouse pad was where a mouse lived. A backup happened to your commode! Cut - you did with a pocket knife. Paste you did with glue. A web was a spider's home. A virus was the flu!
I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper... And the memory in my head! I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash. But when it does happen... I bet they wish they were already dead!
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