I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the boss would not
allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "Crazy", then he
would tell me to take a few days off.  So, I hung upside-down on the
ceiling and made funny noises.

     My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing.  I told her
that I was pretending to be a light bulb, so the Boss might think I was
"Crazy" and give me a few days off.

     A few minutes later, the Boss came into the office and asked, "What in 
  the name of good GOD are you doing?"

     I told him I was a light bulb.  He said, "You are clearly stressed
out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days." I jumped down and walked
out of the office...

     When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her,
"....and where do you think you're going?!"

     (You're gonna love this)

     She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."