I'm not there yet but getting close.......

PERKS OF BEING OVER 60
>             1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
>             2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released
                 first
>             3. No one expects you to run--anywhere.
>             4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
>             5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
>             6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
>             7. Things you buy now won't wear out.
>             8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.
>             9. You can live without sex but not your glasses.
>             10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
>             11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
>             12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who
                  walks into the room.
>
>             13. You sing along with elevator music.
>             14. Your eyes won't get much worse.
>             15. Your investment in health insurance is finally
                  beginning to payoff.
>
>             16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the
                  national weather service.
>
>             17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they
                  can't remember them either.
>
>             18. Your supply of brain cells are finally down to
                  manageable size.
>
>             19. You can't remember who sent you this list.
>
>             And you notice these are all in Big Print for your
>.                 convenience
>             Forward this to everyone you can remember

Have a Great Weekend

Julia