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A Good Sign

6/28/2007 1:18:39 AM

A Good Sign

On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
"Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

On a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

Pizza Shop Slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee !
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a Non-smoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push"

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."

Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."

In a Restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up .

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a Propane Filling Station:
"Thank heaven for little grills."

On another Septic Tank Truck in Oregon :
"We're Number One in Number Two."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

WholeFoodFarmacy

Nick 4679 23156 Brampton	Re: A Good Sign 6/28/2007 1:27:54 AM
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Amanda 2190 2587 Lexington	Re: A Good Sign 6/28/2007 1:34:02 AM
	lol BJ and Nick... Too funny, thanks for share you guys. Talk about a 'pun' on words!!! Amanda

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Bj 1289 4768 Madison	Re: A Good Sign 6/28/2007 1:36:01 AM
	Hello Nick I love you pic....you always have something neat to come back with. Hey Amanda, I thought these were cute too. Bj
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Rinna 1779 5162 Shah Alam	Re: A Good Sign 6/28/2007 1:40:26 AM
	Dear BJ, Wow, this so funny. Thanks for the good sign for the day ~ its going to be a great fun filled jumping around day with loads of laughter and a tummy ache. And Nick, oh man, you both are a good combination when it comes to jokes..... I enjoyed this jokes tremendously. Love ya, Rina
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