Hi All,

Hope everyone is having a great week !  Here is a touch of humor to help keep your day light  enjoy :-) Lee

Spaghetti

A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for Several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided
in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or
his marriage, he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go
to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support payments to begin.

One day, about 8 months later, he came home to his confused wife.

His wife said, "Honey, you received a very strange post card today."

"Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said. The wife
handed him the card and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white and collapsed.

On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with

Meatballs, one without!........Request bread..."

June 26, 2007   1:47 PM CT

Hi, Lee,

I love it, I love it, I love it!!!  I love a good joke, and that is a good one!   All I can say about spaghetti is that my feller loves it.  I have to fix it for him about twice a month.  And no, he's not Italian!  haha

I don't have a spaghetti joke to tell, but I DO have a cute "senior" joke to tell you - - -

An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.  He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the old gentleman to hear 100%.

The man went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "Your hearing is perfect.  Your family  must be really pleased that  you can hear again."

The gentleman replied, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet.  I  just sit around and listen to the conversations.  I've changed my will three times!!"

You have a good week, Lee,

Betty

Hello Lee, My Buddy!