In The Beginning

In the beginning God created Eve. And
she had 3 breasts. After three weeks in
the garden, God came to visit Eve. 

"How're things, Eve?" He asked. 

"It is all so beautiful, God," she
replied. "The sunrises and sunsets are
breathtaking, the smells, the sights,
everything is wonderful
but I just have
this one problem It's these three
breasts you've given me. The middle one
pushes the other two out, and I am
constantly knocking them with my arms,
catching them on branches, snagging
>them on bushes, they're a real pain,"
reported Eve. 

"That's a fair point," replied God,
"but it was my first shot at that you
know. I gave the animals, what, six? So
I just figured you'd need half, but I
see that you are right. I'll fix that
up right away!" 

So, God reaches down and removes the
middle breast, tossing it into the
bushes. 

Three weeks passed, and God once again
visited Eve in the garden. 

"Well, Eve, how's my favourite
creation?" He asked. 

"Just fantastic," she replied, "but
for one small oversight on your part.
You see, all the animals are paired
off. The ewe
has her ram, the cow has
her bull, all the animals have a mate,
except me. I feel so alone." 

God thought for a moment. "You know,
Eve, you're  right. How could I have
overlooked this! You do need a mate and
I will immediately create Man from a
part of you!" 

"Now, let's see, where did I put that
useless  tit?"

(Sorry Guys)