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Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat
>down
>next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The
10:00 news was
>on. The news crew was covering the story of a man on a
ledge of a large
>building preparing to jump.
>
>
>The
blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think he'll
jump?"
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>
>Homer says,"You know, I bet he'll
jump."
>
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>The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he
won't."
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>Homer placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're
on!"
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>
>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the
guy did a swan dive off
>the building, falling to his
death.
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>
>The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 to
Homer, saying, "Fair's
>fair.
>Here's your
money."
>
>
>Homer replied, "I can't take your money. I saw
this earlier on the 5
>o'clock
>news and knew he would
jump."
>
>
>The blonde replied, "I did too, but I didn't think
he'd do it again."
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>
>Homer took the
money.
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