A man was riding his Harley along a 
California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a 
booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to 
me in all ways, I will grant you one wish." 

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a 
bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want." 
 
The Lord said, "Your request is 
materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of 
undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific 
and the concrete and steel it would take..! It will nearly exhaust 
several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify 
your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of 
something that could possibly help mankind." 
 
The biker thought about it for a long 
time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could 
understand our wives..; I want to know how she feels inside.., what 
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment.., why she 
cries.., what she means when she says: "Nothing's wrong".., and how I 
can make a woman truly happy..!" 
 
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or 
four on that bridge?

Now that you have cleard that up-just say "Yes, Dear" and shut up and gimme a kiss!

Hi Vincent,

How true, how true.  However, that's half of the fun, trying to figure them out.

Thanks for the smiles and giggles.

Have A Great Day,

Phil

 

When i was younger i often rode down pch from Ventura county down here to San Diego and back to a place called the Brier patch, and Alices Restaurant right there on the Pier in Malibu, often having a tuff time to understand where i was really headed to , when your young you dont think of the future to much, thanks for the story Vince! I treat every morning when i wake up just as i had never sinned before , but the day wheres on ya and so thats when paryer  and the integrity comes in for me, often i will go back to Isaiah 56 v.1

hey vinny,
great job,kathy