The History Of The Middle Finger

Well, now......here's something I never knew before, and now that I
Know
It, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in the
Hope that they, too, will feel edified. Isn't history more fun when you
Know something about it?

Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating
Victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured
English soldiers. Without the middle finger it would be impossible to
Draw the renowned English longbow and therefore they would be incapable
Of fighting in the future. This famous English longbow was made of the
Native English Yew tree, and the act of drawing the longbow was known as
"plucking the yew" (or "pluck yew").

Much to the bewilderment of the French, the English won a major upset
And began mocking the French by waving their middle fingers at the defeated
French, saying, See, we can still pluck yew! Since 'pluck yew' is
Rather difficult to say, the difficult consonant cluster at the
Beginning has gradually changed to a labiodentals fricative F', and thus
The words often used in conjunction with the one-finger-salute! It is
Also because of the pheasant feathers on the arrows used with the
Longbow that the symbolic gesture is known as "giving the bird."

IT IS STILL AN APPROPRIATE SALUTE TO THE FRENCH TODAY!

And yew thought yew knew every plucking thing.