A frog goes into a bank and approaches the 
teller. He can see from the teller's name 
plate that her name is "Patricia Whack".

So he says: "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a 
loan to buy a boat and go on a long 
vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and 
asks how much he wants to borrow. The frog 
says $30,000. The teller asks his name and 
the frog says that his name is Kermie 
Jagger and that it's OK; he knows the bank 
manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a 
substantial amount of money and that he 
will need to secure some collateral against 
the loan.

She asks if he has anything he can use as 
collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have 
this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain 
elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright 
pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll 
have to consult with the manager and 
disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says: "There's a 
frog called Kermie Jagger out there who 
claims to know you and wants to borrow 
$30,000. And he wants to use this as 
collateral." She holds up the tiny pink 
elephant saying. "I mean, what the heck is 
this?"

(Are you ready . . .)

(You'd better sit down . . .)

(You were warned.....)

So the bank manager looks back at her and 
says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. 
Give the frog a loan. His old man's a 
Rolling Stone."

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Have a great week!

God bless,

Dave