1st woman: "Hi! My name is Wanda."

2nd woman: "Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?"

1st woman: "I Froze to Death."
 
2nd woman: "How Horrible!"

1st woman: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about  you? 

2nd woman: "I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband 
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.  But instead, I
 found him all by himself in the den watching TV."

1st woman: "So, what happened?"

2nd woman: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I  started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted, I just keeled over with a heart attack and died."

1st woman: "Too bad you didn't look in the freezer...
 
We'd both still be alive."