A Sensitive Man

Dave & Diane are getting ready for bed.

Diane is standing in front of a full-length mirror
taking a hard look at herself.

"You know, dear,"  she says, "I look in the mirror,
and see an old woman.  My face is all  wrinkled,
my boobs are barely above my waist, and my
behind is hanging out a  mile. I've got fat legs,
and my arms are all flabby."

She turns to her  husband and says, "Tell me
something positive to make me feel better about
myself"

Dave studies her  intently for a moment, thinking
about how to respond, then says in a soft,
thoughtful voice,
"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight!!!"
 

NOTE: Services for  Dave will be held Saturday
morning at 10:30 in St. Paul's Memorial Chapel.

 

Hi Bj

Thanks for starting my day with a chuckle

Enchanted Hollow

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MadVlad

Hello Bj,
Thanks once again for the Laugh. Where do you come up with these?
Your friend,
Betty Murray









                                                                                       

Hi Bea and Betty

Thanks for stopping by.

These are just some I've stumbled across, beleive it or not, searching for other things.

Glad it made your day, it sure made mine too.

Bj

Thanks Bj,

That was soooooooooooooo funny,now I know better how to answer a question like that from my wife.

Your Friend,

Eugene