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Kathy Hamilton

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5/10/2007 10:21:13 PM
Mother-

24 hour long shifts

1,825 consecutive days

No Vacations

No sick leave

No Lunch times

No 15 minute breaks

No pay

No option to submit a 2 week notice
Failure to show up result in arrest
Has only 2 hands and wonders why Evolution is not doing its job.

May not suddenly decide "this is not working"
and decide to sell,(though she might like to) at times.
Knows that she has done her job properly when her children:
Reject everything she stands for,
are only willing to share transmissible details and her age with others.

only come home to eat,to borrow money ,
or to cry about their losses.

Mother

There is no love, like a mothers love,

No stronger bond on earth..
Like the precious bond on earth.
Like the precious bond that comes from God,
To a mother, when she gives birth.
A mothers love is forever strong,
never changing for all time..
And when her children need her most,
a mothers love will shine.
God Bless these special mothers,

God bless them every one:
For all the tears and heartache,
And for the special work they've done.
When her days on earth are over,
A mothers love lives on..
through many generations,
with God blessings on each one.

Be thankful for our Mothers,
for they love with a higher love...
from the power God has given,
and the strength from up above.

Tell your Mother how much you love her-

love and many blessings to all our mothers. your friend

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Kirk Guillory

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Re: 1,825 consecutive days
5/10/2007 11:43:27 PM

Hi Kathy

You always come up with the greatest sayings.

Your friend Kirk

 

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Re: 1,825 consecutive days
5/11/2007 8:05:51 AM

How about this one Kathy? I thought this was really funny when I got it in my email. Hope you don't mind me posting it.

 

 

DON'T MESS WITH MOM 
 
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided he was smart enough,
To put me in my place.
 
"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,
That's taught by Mr. Right?
It's all about the laws today,
The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'
 
It says I need not clean my room,
don't have to cut my hair
No one can tell me what to think,
or speak, or what to wear.
 
I have freedom from religion,
and regardless what you say,
I don't have to bow my head,
and I sure don't have to pray.
 
I can wear earrings if I want,
and pierce my tongue & nose.
I can read & watch just what I like,
get tattoos from head to toe.
 
And if you ever spank me,
I'll charge you with a ! crime.< BR>
  
I'll back up all my charges,
with the marks on my behind.
 
Don't you ever touch me,
my body's only for my use,
not for your hugs and kisses,
that's just more child abuse.
 
Don't preach about your morals,
like your Mama did to you.
That's nothing more than mind control,
And it's illegal too!
 
Mom, I have these children's rights,
so you can't influence me,
or I'll call Children's Services Division,
better known as C.S.D."
 
Of course my first instinct was
to toss him out the door.
But the chance to teach him a lesson
made me think a little more.
 
I mulled it over carefully,!
I c ouldn't let this go.
A smile crept upon my face,
he's messing with a pro.
 
Next day I took him shopping
at the local Goodwill Store.
I told him, "Pick out all you want,
there's shirts & pants galore.
 
I've called and checked with C.S.D.
who said they didn't careif I bought you K-Mart shoes
instead of those Nike Airs.
 
I've cancelled that appointment
to take your driver's test.
The C.S.D. is unconcerned
so I'll decide what's best."
 
I said "No time to stop and eat,
or pick up stuff to munch.
And tomorrow you can start to learn
to make your own sack lunch.
 
Just save the raging appetite,
and wait till dinner time.
We're having liver and onions,
a favorite dish of mine."
 
He asked "Can I please rent a movie,
to watch on my VCR?"
"Sorry, but I sold your TV,
for new tires on my car.
 
I also rented out your room,
you'll take the couch ! instead .
The C.S.D. requires
just a roof over your head.
 
Your clothing won't be trendy now,
I'll choose what we eat.
That allowance that you used to get,
will buy me
something neat.

 
I'm selling off your jet ski,
dirt-bike & roller blades.
Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',
It's in effect today!
 
Hey hot shot, are you crying,
Why are you on your knees?
Are you asking God to help you out,
instead of C.S.D..?"
MOM (Mean Old Mother)
 

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Kathy Hamilton

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Re: 1,825 consecutive days
5/11/2007 8:22:43 AM
Hello Chris,
Oh my, This is shocking!!!My Kids  know better. Most Parents would then say I brought you into this world I can take you out of this world. Wow  hate to see what the next generation will be like.Lol lol Kathy
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