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ROFLMAO....On this one...FUNNY
5/9/2007 1:07:04 AM
It was fun being a baby boomer - until now. Some of the artists of
the 60's are revising their music hits with new lyrics to
accommodate baby boomers once again in their golden years. They
include:

Herman's Hermits -- Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker

The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.

Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.

Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.

Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.

Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver

The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.

Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.

Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.

The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.

Abba -- Denture Queen.

Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.

Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again!
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Re: ROFLMAO....On this one...FUNNY
5/9/2007 1:27:48 AM

Hello BJ!

The sleeping one got me but they were all cute!

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Re: ROFLMAO....On this one...FUNNY
5/9/2007 1:42:43 AM

Hi Nick

Thanks again..

But I bout fell out of my chair on the depends.....

I think I woke up the kids in the other room laughing so hard.

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Re: ROFLMAO....On this one...FUNNY
5/9/2007 1:46:05 AM

Let's Keep Them Smiling BJ - lol

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Re: ROFLMAO....On this one...FUNNY
5/9/2007 2:03:28 AM

All this laughing I'm gonna needs some depends

 

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