>And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
>
>Question: How many days in a week?
>Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
>
>Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
>Answer:   Three hours after he falls asleep on the
>couch.
>               
>
>Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
>Answer:   Only one, but it might take all day.
>
>Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
>Answer:   There is not enough time to get everything done.
>
>
>Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
>Answer:   The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
>
>Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
>Answer:   Tied shoes.
>
>
>Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
>Answer:   They are the only ones who have the time.
>
>Question: What is the common term for someone who
>enjoys work and refuses to retire?
>Answer:   NUTS!
>
>Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the
>basement, attic or garage?
>Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their
>adult kids will want to store stuff there.
>
>Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
>Answer:   Normal .
>
>
>Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
>Answer:   The never ending Coffee Break.
>
>Question: What's the biggest advantage of going
>back to school as a retiree?
>Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
>
>Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work,
>but misses the people he used to work with?
>Answer:   He is too polite to tell the whole truth.  
> 
>My favorite!!!
>QUESTION: What do you do all week?
>Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat & Sun I rest. 
>               
>Share this one with all the retirees that you know. 
>I'm sure they can relate to some of them! 
>AND, If you have not yet retired, lookwhat you have
>to look forward to. 

Thanks Vincent:

I knew I was missing something. I am glad you explained what should be my schedule and goals in retirement.

If you get boared, join me in a non seheduled activity.

Thanks, John                                                                                       www.stipetravel.com

Thanks Vincent! I love those; they are keepers! John http://www.babyboomersdoc.com

Hi Vincent,

  Those were awesome, thanks for sharing.

Now I know what I have to look forward to in a few years. LOL

Your Good Friend

Deborah

Hi Vincent,

Although I've heard several of these before, they're still as hilarious as the first time I heard them.

Thanks for the smiles, grins and even a guffaw or two.

Smile, they will wonder what you're up to,

Phil